If Robert’s American Gourmet has access to the finest snack on the planet, why are they feeding it to the Veggie Booty?

According to the text on the back of the Veggie Booty bag,

Veggie Booty will change the way you eat, while enjoying the finest snack on the planet.

In addition,

Veggie Booty puts you in the mindset to eat healthier and change your life, take it on a train, or in your car, on a walk, or on a boat, Veggie Booty will be your good friend.

You can read the rest of the ungrammatical package copy here.